Ridiculous Knock Knocks

Knock-Knock 
Who's there? 
Disguise! 
Disguise who? 
Disguise killing me with these knock-knock jokes! 

Anybody, anyplace, and anything becomes a punch line for knock-knock jokes: Knock Knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi claire, something smells delicious. Try it with Daniella. (Daniella so loud, I can hear you just fine.) Or, pizza: Knock knock! Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza my coat is caught in your door. Soon you'll turn everybody and everything into your own knock-knocks, and you won't be able to stop till you reach the end! 

Author: Christ Tait

Publisher: Sterling

Released Date: 2002

ISBN: 9780806976891